Jonathon Brandmeier/Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)
(To the tune of "Brown Sugar")

Well, hey Mr. Jagger
Won't you play some tunes
Out here in the desert
In the land of the loons
This ain't L.A. but we are just as hip
If you don't show we'll give ya fatter lips
Yeah!

CHORUS
Oh, Mick Jagger
What makes your lips so big?
Mick Jagger,
Come down to Phoenix to sing

Well you can really get down with Mesa Mormon girls
Spend the night partying down in Leisure World
Go to Sun City if you really wanna
You and the Stones could do some Porcelana

CHORUS

Well now listen Mr. Jagger to what I've just said
Cuz you're almost forty and you're almost dead
You come down we'll get ya serious cash
But you better get here quick as Jumpin' Jack Flash
Yeah!

CHORUS

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!
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